NEPAL / EARTH / UNNECESSARILY CONFIDENT
SUBARNABHATTARAI
An unnecessarily cinematic study of one man standing up from a chair.
CHAPTER 01 · THE SPECIMEN
SCIENTISTS ASKED HIM
TO SIT NORMALLY.
HE DECLINED.CHAPTER 02 · FACIAL ECONOMICS
EXPRESSION KING.
FACIAL EXPRESSIONS97,421
SUCCESSFUL EXPLANATIONS3
GRRRRS / MINUTE∞
✓ CERTIFIED BY HIMSELFCHAPTER 03 · WILDLIFE DOCUMENTARY
THE BAAG
HAS RISEN.
No actual tiger consulted. Confidence levels remain zoologically concerning.
CHAPTER 04 · EMOTIONAL ENDURANCE
Loyalty.
HE SUPPORTS
ARSENAL.
So we already know he can handle emotional damage.
SUBARNA'S ARSENAL COPING MECHANISM
CHAPTER 05 · IMPORTANT RESEARCH
hantey
/han-tey/ · noun.
- Individual exhibiting suspicious amounts of confidence.
- Man capable of turning a normal entrance into a national event.
- See also: Subarna Bhattarai.
FINAL CHAPTER · PROXIMITY WARNING
HE'S COMING.
THE END, UNFORTUNATELY.
SUBARNABHATTARAI
Expression King. Baag enthusiast.
Arsenal survivor. Occasional Hantey.