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CHAPTER 01 · THE SPECIMEN

SCIENTISTS ASKED HIM

TO SIT NORMALLY.

HE DECLINED.
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CHAPTER 02 · FACIAL ECONOMICS

EXPRESSION KING.

CONFUSION
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FACIAL EXPRESSIONS97,421

SUCCESSFUL EXPLANATIONS3

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CHAPTER 03 · WILDLIFE DOCUMENTARY

THE BAAG
HAS RISEN.

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CHAPTER 04 · EMOTIONAL ENDURANCE

Loyalty.

HE SUPPORTS
ARSENAL.

So we already know he can handle emotional damage.

SUBARNA'S ARSENAL COPING MECHANISM

HOPE100%
LOGIC8%
“NEXT SEASON BRO”94%
Supporting Arsenal because peace of mind was getting repetitive.

CHAPTER 05 · IMPORTANT RESEARCH

hantey

/han-tey/ · noun.

  1. Individual exhibiting suspicious amounts of confidence.
  2. Man capable of turning a normal entrance into a national event.
  3. See also: Subarna Bhattarai.
HANTEY LEVEL108%
RECOMMENDED DAILY LIMIT: 12%

FINAL CHAPTER · PROXIMITY WARNING

HE'S COMING.

THE END, UNFORTUNATELY.

SUBARNABHATTARAI

Expression King. Baag enthusiast.
Arsenal survivor. Occasional Hantey.

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